Let’s face it. Realistically, some things we can never have
– at least, not in this lifetime. Yes, positive thinking is powerful stuff. But
even positive thinking has its limits.
Take the Rolex Milsub (reference numbers 5513 and 5517), for
example. To say the Milsub is a nice watch is not much different from saying
that Angelina Jolie is only a so-so girl. No one ought to be able to say things
like that and not deserve to die by the delivery of a well-timed Steven Seagal iriminage
to the throat. Yes, Milsubs (military Submariner) are unbelievably beautiful
watches.
But there’s more to the Milsub than just a pretty face,
though. For instance, let’s look at the 5513 (the rarer of the two) which made
its debut in 1976. Though both the 5513 and the 5517 were made exclusively for
the British Royal Navy, only 1,200 units of the 5513 were ever produced. On top
of all that, if one ever surfaced for sale on the market today, the asking
price would be a mind-blowing, dream-crushing, ego-destroying USD150,000 - or
more.
The Rolex Milsub (Military Submariner) |
Now, what’s the likelihood of someone like me finding USD150,000
lying idle around the house in this lifetime? To anyone who thinks this is a
realistic possibility, please search Youtube to see what a Steven Seagal iriminage
looks like. Now, ponder effect of this technique being applied on you.
But let’s say – for argument’s sake – that by some miracle I do find USD150,000 lying idly about. Would I blow it all on a Rolex Milsub? I suppose I could. But then again, I’d probably be immediately struck down by lightning for committing such an obscene extravagance. What good would the Milsub be to me then?
This is where homage watches come in. Homage watches are
watches that are created as a tribute to the original. They stay as true to the
spirit of the original as religiously as possible, but at the same time making
it a point to retain an identity all their own.
At this point you might be asking, just how is that
different from a fake/counterfeit/knock-off watch? Personally, I think it all
boils down to intent. The homage watch doesn’t seek to fool anybody into
thinking it’s the real thing. Its intent is solely to be a tribute to the
original. The fake, on the other hand, goes all out from the get-go to make
anyone and everyone believe that it is the real thing. Thus, in my books,
homage watches are fine. Fake watches, on the other hand, are the horologic
equivalents of silicone boobs: nice to see and (probably) hold, but after the
novelty wears off, nobody ever really wants them anymore.
This brings us to a German company that produces Swiss made
watches: Steinhart. Steinhart has made a niche for itself by creating homages
to some of the most iconic watches in the world. In our case, the Steinhart
Ocean Vintage Military Version 2 (OVM2) is a homage to the mind-blowing,
dream-crushing and ego-destroying USD150,000 Rolex Milsub (specifically, the
5517 version).
The Steinhart OVM2 stays true to the spirit of the Rolex
5517 Milsub – right down to slightly domed sapphire crystal, the
radium-coloured lume and minute-markers that go all the way around the rotating
bezel. However, it departs from the original in that it proudly (and
unmistakably) presents the Steinhart logo just below the watch’s 12 o’clock
index marker. The Steinhart also sports a more modern 42mm case diameter as
opposed to the 40mm of the Milsub. Finally, the Steinhart OVM2 has removable
lug-pins rather that the fixed ones as found on the Milsub.
The Steinhart OVM 2 |
Naturally, the Steinhart OVM is powered by a more modern
movement: the ETA2824-2. One feature of this movement is that it allows for
hand-winding. This is a major nostalgic plus for me as it harks back to the
days when I used to watch my grandfather wind his Rolex Oysterdate every
morning. The ETA 2824-2 movement is also hackable. This means that when we
adjust the time, the seconds hand stops. This allows us to synchronise the time
with other watches much more easily. For a borderline OCD like me, this is a
Godsend.
Close up of the OVM 2 |
In the end, the Steinhart OVM2 is NOT the Rolex Milsub.
Personally, I don’t think there’s anything wrong in that. The trouble begins
when we start thinking (and start wanting others to also think) that the OVM is
actually a Milsub. That’s when all sorts of bad things happen. Getting the OVM2
is like finally finding a girl who is just like the girl we’ve always wanted –
the one we’ve been pining for all our lives, but who has always been, and will
always be out of reach. As long as we know (and accept) they are not the same
people, we’re going to do just fine.
Once again, the OVM is NOT the Milsub. The aesthetic cues
and (more importantly) the spirit of the OVM2 may point to the Milsub. But they
are still different watches. The OVM2 is a homage to the Milsub; it does not
pretend to be the Milsub.
It is what it is.
At a mere 0.29% of the price of a Milsub, the OVM2 is
looking like a pretty good proposition to me. Even so, I accept that not
everybody will see it this way – especially not those with USD150,000 to spend
on a watch.